90 12 months outdated George went for his annual bodily examination.
All of his assessments got here again with regular outcomes.
Dr. Darns mentioned, “George, every little thing seems to be nice bodily. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with your self, and do you might have a very good relationship together with your God?”
George replied, “God and me are tight. He is aware of I’ve poor eyesight, so he’s fastened it in order that after I rise up in the course of the evening to go to the lavatory (poof!) the sunshine goes on after I pee, after which (poof!) the sunshine goes off after I’m performed.”
“Wow,” commented Dr. Darnes, “that’s unbelievable!”
Somewhat later within the day Dr. Darnes referred to as George’s spouse.
“Thelma,” he mentioned, “George is simply fantastic. Bodily he’s nice. However I needed to name as a result of I’m in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he will get up throughout the evening and (poof!) the sunshine goes on within the toilet, after which (poof!) the sunshine goes off?”
Thelma exclaimed, “That outdated idiot! He’s been peeing within the fridge once more!”