A farmer goes to his doctor for a visit

A farmer goes to his physician for a go to. The physician, discovering him notably confused, asks him how he’s doing along with his spouse!! 

The farmer replies: Effectively initially it was positive, however sadly we haven’t had any intimacy for a while now .

Why? Is there no extra want? Sure, there may be, however on the improper moments, for instance once I’m on the tractor…

it’s simply that once I get residence I’m drained and all the things fades away and even my spouse complains. How can we do?

So, I might provide you with this recommendation: if you go to the fields, take your rifle with you and when you’ve got an ideal want,

hearth a shot within the air to sign to your spouse that the second is true, so she’s going to come to you!

Good concept, I’ll strive, thanks physician.

A couple of months later, the farmer returns to the physician, who instantly asks if he adopted his suggestion!

Positive physician, I put his recommendation into observe. 

Effectively the primary few instances all the things went effectively, I fired, she arrived and we sparked! 

After which, physician, since final month they opened the hunt and who has seen my spouse!