A guy takes his girlfriend home






One evening a man takes his girlfriend dwelling.

They’re about to kiss one another goodnight, however the man is feeling slightly attractive.

With an air of confidence, he leans along with his hand towards the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a blo**ob?”

Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My mother and father will see us!”

Him: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

Her: “No, please. Are you able to think about if we get caught?”

Him: “Oh come on, there’s no one round, they’re all sleeping!”

Her: “No approach. It’s simply too dangerous!”

Him (attractive as hell): “Oh please, please, I like you a lot!”

Her: “No, no, and no. I like you too, however I simply can’t!”

Him: “Oh sure you may. Please?”

Her: “No, no. I simply can’t”

Him: “I urge you… ”

Out of the blue, the sunshine on the steps goes on, and the woman’s sister exhibits up in her shorts, hair matted, and in a sleepy voice she says:

“Dad says to go forward and provides him a bl***ob. Or I can do it. Or if want be, he’ll come down himself and do it. However for god sake inform him to take his hand off the intercom..”