A Lesson In Etiquette | Jokes Of The Day





Three subtle southern girls sit collectively at a rustic membership, Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle.

 

Eliza says to the opposite two, “You understand women, my husband purchased me essentially the most great jewellery for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and a few stunning earrings.”

 

“How great!” Josephine says.

 

Isabelle responds, “That’s good, actual good.”

 

Josephine then says to the opposite two, “Effectively my husband spared no expense for our anniversary. He took us on an exquisite journey to the Bahamas.”

 

“Superb!” Responds Eliza.

 

“Thats good, actual good.” Isabelle says.

 

Eliza and Josephine look to Isabelle.

 

“What did your husband get you in your anniversary?” asks Eliza.

 

“He purchased me classes in southern etiquette lessons.” Isabelle says.

 

“Etiquette lessons?” Eliza says.

 

“What did you be taught there?” asks Josephine.

 

“Effectively,” says Isabelle, “I used to say, ‘I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS’ however now I say,

 

‘That’s good, actual good.’”