A nun badly needing to use the restroom





A nun, badly needing to make use of the restroom, walked into a neighborhood Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud dialog and each on occasion ‘the lights would flip off.’ Every time the lights would exit, the place would erupt into cheers.

Nonetheless, when the revellers noticed the nun, the room went lifeless silent. She walked as much as the bartender, and requested, ‘Might I please use the restroom?’

The bartender replied, ‘OK, however I ought to warn you that there’s a statue of a unadorned man in there sporting solely a fig leaf.’

‘Nicely, in that case, I’ll simply look the opposite means,’ mentioned the nun.

So the bartender confirmed the nun to the again of the restaurant.

After a couple of minutes, she got here again out, and the entire place stopped simply lengthy sufficient to present the nun a loud spherical of applause.

She went to the bartender and mentioned, ‘Sir, I don’t perceive. Why did they applaud for me simply because I went to the restroom?’

‘Nicely, now they know you’re considered one of us,’ mentioned the bartender, ‘Would you want a drink?’

‘No thanks, however, I nonetheless don’t perceive,’ mentioned the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘each time somebody lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights exit.”

“Now, how about that drink?