A Scotsman drinking in a Havana bar






A Scotsman, ingesting in a Havana bar, noticed a person with a big black beard enter.

He ordered a drink, the bartender served him, he drank it, after which began to depart.

The bartender mentioned, “Hey! Aren’t you going to pay for that drink?”

The person mentioned, “Excuse me? Castro’s Military!” and walked out.

A couple of minutes later, the Scotsman noticed one other man with a big black beard enter, order a drink, drink it, and begin to go away.

The bartender mentioned, “Hey! Aren’t you going to pay for that?”

The person mentioned, “Excuse me? Castro’s Military!” and walked out.

When the Scotsman completed his drink, he began to depart and the bartender mentioned, “Hey! Aren’t you going to pay for these drinks?”

The Scotsman mentioned, “Excuse me? Castro’s Military!”

The bartender seemed him over.

“The place’s your black beard?”

The fast pondering Scotsman hoisted up his kilt and mentioned, “Secret Service!”