Laptop-savvy Father Shufflebottom makes use of an ordinary liturgy for funerals.
To personalize every service, he enters a “discover and change” command into his phrase processor.
The pc then finds the identify of the deceased from the earlier funeral and replaces it with the identify of the deceased for the upcoming one.
The opposite day, Father Shufflebottom ready his subsequent funeral service and advised the pc to search out the identify ‘Mary’ and change it with ‘Edna’.
The following morning, the funeral was going easily till the congregation intoned the Apostles’ Creed.
“Jesus Christ,” they learn from the preprinted program, “born of the Virgin Edna.”
