Funny Joke: God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman


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Adam was hanging across the Backyard of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God requested him, “What’s improper with you?”

Adam mentioned he didn’t have anybody to speak to.

God mentioned that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it could be a lady.

God continued, “This gorgeous woman will collect meals for you, she is going to prepare dinner for you, and if you uncover clothes, she is going to wash it for you.”

“She is going to at all times agree with each resolution you make and he or she won’t nag you. And can at all times be the primary to confess she was improper if you’ve had a disagreement.”

“She is going to reward you! She is going to bear your youngsters. And by no means ask you to stand up in the midst of the evening to care for them.”

“She is going to NEVER have a headache and can freely provide you with love and fervour everytime you want it.”

Adam requested God, “What’s going to a lady like this value?”

God replied, “I’ll should take away an arm and a leg.”

Adam paused, then requested,…

“What can I get for a rib?”

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