Funny Joke – The Farmer Gives The Mule A Warning





A farmer and his spouse have been headed to market someday.

 

They get a couple of miles down the street and the mule pulling the wagon simply stops and refuses to maneuver.

 

The farmer will get off of the wagon and walks round to the entrance of the wagon, grabs the mule by the ears and appears him within the eyes and says, “That’s one”.

 

The farmer climbs again on the wagon and so they get a couple of extra miles down the street when the mule simply stops once more.

 

So the farmer will get off the wagon and grabs the mule by the ears once more and appears him within the eyes and says, “That’s two”.

 

The farmer will get again on the wagon and so they get a couple of extra miles down the street when the mule stops once more.

 

The farmer simply will get off the wagon together with his shotgun and shoots the mule lifeless proper there on the street.

 

The farmer’s spouse begins yelling at him, “Why did you do this? We’re miles from city and miles from house what the hell is unsuitable with you, are you silly?”

 

The farmer walks as much as his spouse and grabs her by the ears and says,

 

“That’s one”.