A man sends a textual content to his next-door neighbor:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I’ve to admit:”
“I’ve been serving to myself to your spouse whenever you’re not round, in all probability greater than you. It’s been so unbelievable and enjoyable, I’ve not been capable of cease myself. Typically it goes on for hours and hours.”
“I do know it’s no excuse however I don’t get it at house. I can’t stay with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll settle for my sincerest apology. It received’t occur once more.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bed room, and with out a phrase, shoots his spouse.
Moments later the man will get a second textual content:
“Bloomin’ auto-correct, it’ll be the demise of me! I meant to say ‘wifi’”
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