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Charlie has a racehorse that has by no means received a race.
As he strains up for one more run, Charly, fed up, says threateningly, “Horse, you win right now otherwise you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning!”
The beginning gate opens and all of the horses take off working aside from Charlie’s horse which is mendacity there dozing on the observe.
He kicks the horse and shouts, “Why are you sleeping?”
The sleepy horse raises his head and says, “I’ve to stand up at three o’clock within the morning.”