Funny Work Joke: In the Beginning was the plan



Within the Starting was the plan.

After which got here the assumptions. And the assumptions have been with out type. And the plan was fully with out substance.

And the darkness was upon the face of the employees. And so they spoke amongst themselves saying, “It’s a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”

And the employees went unto their supervisors, and sayeth, “It’s a pail of dung, and none can abide the odor thereof.”

And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, “It’s a container of excrement, and it is vitally sturdy, such that none can abide it.”

And the managers went unto the administrators and sayeth, “It’s a vessel of fertilizer, and none can abide its power.”

And the administrators spoke amongst themselves, saying one to a different, “It comprises that which aids plant development, and may be very sturdy.”

And the administrators went unto the vice presidents and sayeth to them, “It promotes development, and may be very highly effective.”

And the vice presidents went unto the president, and sayeth unto him, “This new plan will actively promote development and effectivity of this firm, and sure areas particularly.”

And the president regarded upon the plan, and noticed that it was good. And the plan grew to become coverage.

And this, girls and gents, is how shit occurs.


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