Funny Joke ‣ Give Everybody In The Bar A Double Brandy On Me

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An antisemite is at a crowded bar.

Standing beside him is someone who is obviously Jewish.

The aresole shouts to the barman “give everybody in the bar a double brandy on me, except this Jew.”

The Jew merely smiles and says nothing, so 10 minutes later, the aresole called for another round of double brandies for everyone except the Jew.

Once again, the Jew smiles and stays silent.

The aresole is now really pissed off he is not upsetting the Jew, so he shouts to give everybody a bottle of brandy each, on his tab, except the Jew and once again, the Jew merely smiles without speaking.

Finally the aresole turns to the Jew and asks why he is not upset at not being included in the his generosity.

The Jew turns to him and says,

“I own this bar.”