Lost at sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat

Misplaced at sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, have been adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.


Whereas rummaging by the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled throughout an outdated lamp.  Secretly hoping {that a} genie would seem, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.


To his amazement, a genie got here forth.


This specific genie, nevertheless, said that he might solely ship one want, not the usual three.


With out giving a lot thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, “Make your complete ocean into Guinness Beer!”


The genie clapped his fingers with a deafening crash, and instantly your complete sea become the best brew ever sampled by mortals.


Concurrently, the genie vanished.  Solely the light lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the 2 males thought-about their circumstances.


Michael seemed disgustedly at Patrick and after an extended, rigidity crammed second, he spoke.


“Good going Patrick! Now we’re going to must pee within the boat.”