Milk baths would make you beautiful

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her extra stunning,

so she left a word for her milkman to depart 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman learn the word, he felt there should be a mistake.

He thought she in all probability meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to make clear the purpose.

The blonde got here to the door and the milkman stated,

“I discovered your Observe to depart 15 gallons of milk. Did you imply 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde stated, “I would like 15 gallons of milk.

I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bathtub”.

The milkman requested, “Would you like it pasteurized?”

The blonde stated, “No, simply as much as my b**bs.”