My mom asked me to set the table for dinner

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My mom asked me to set the table for dinner

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks.

My mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

“Mom, what s this?” I asked.

Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” she answered.

“Is it working?” I asked.

“Yes and no,” she explained

“I ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”