Short – A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings

A person and his spouse are dozing in mattress when the cellphone rings.


The person picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I do know, you fool? I’m not a weatherman,” earlier than slamming down the receiver.


“Who was that?” asks his spouse.


“Fallacious quantity.  It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.”