The manager of a men’s clothing store

When the supervisor of a males’s clothes retailer returned from lunch, he seen his clerk’s hand was bandaged, however earlier than he might ask in regards to the bandage, the clerk had some excellent information for him.

“Guess what, sir?” the clerk mentioned.

“I lastly bought that horrible, ugly swimsuit we’ve had for thus lengthy!”

“Do you imply that repulsive, pink-and-blue, double-breasted factor?!” the supervisor requested.

“That’s the one!”

“That’s nice!” the supervisor cried, “I believed we’d by no means do away with that monstrosity!

That needed to be the ugliest swimsuit we’ve ever had! However inform me, why is your hand bandaged?”

“Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I bought the man that swimsuit, his seeing-eye canine bit me.”