The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise

The Mexican Maid requested for a pay rise.

The spouse was very upset about this and determined to speak to her concerning the increase.

She requested, “Now Maria, why would you like extra pay?”

Maria: “Properly, Senora, there are tree the explanation why I wanna increaze. The primary eez that I iron higher than you.”

Spouse: “Who stated you iron higher than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Spouse: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second cause eez that I’m higher prepare dinner than you.”

Spouse: “Nonsense, who stated you had been a greater prepare dinner than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”

Spouse more and more agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third cause is that I’m a greater at lovemaking than you within the mattress.”

Spouse, actually boiling now and thru gritted tooth asks, “And did my husband say that as nicely?”

Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”