There was a man that worked in a shop – Dijbi Jokes

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There was a man that worked in a shop but only knew three sentences. The first one was only $2.50 the second one was maybe yes maybe no the third one was if you don’t someone else will.

So a man came in to buy some milk and asked how much it was so he said only $2.50 the man answered is it off the man said maybe yes maybe no so the man said can I buy it? The man said if you don’t someone else will.

Another man came in to buy some lollies and asked how much were the lollies? The

man said $2.50 so the man said does it taste nice? The man said maybe yes maybe no the man asked can I buy it the man said if you don’t someone else will.

The next day a robber came in and said gimme all your money the man said only

$2.50 so the man replied just gimme all your money the man said maybe yes maybe

no. The robber said I’ll shoot you the man said if you don’t someone else will.