A doctor just finishes his check-up

A health care provider simply finishes his check-up with a person.

Dr: I’ve obtained good new and dangerous information. Which do you need to hear first?

Affected person: I assume the dangerous information.

Dr: Effectively, you solely have about three months to reside and there’s nothing else we will do. I’m sorry.

Affected person: (begins crying)

Dr: Now, now… I do know you’re upset… however bear in mind, I additionally stated there was excellent news.

Affected person: Sure, I want some excellent news… what’s it?

Dr: Effectively, you already know my nurse, Donna.

Affected person: (cheering up) Sure?

Dr: , the one with the massive melons?

Affected person: (extra excited) Sure, sure…

Dr: the one which’s at all times flirting with you each time you are available in for a checkup?

Affected person: (very excited) Sure, sure – what about her?

Dr: I lastly had make love along with her final night time.