A physician simply finishes his check-up with a person.
Dr: I’ve bought good new and unhealthy information. Which do you wish to hear first?
Affected person: I assume the unhealthy information.
Dr: Effectively, you solely have about three months to stay and there’s nothing else we will do. I’m sorry.
Affected person: (begins crying)
Dr: Now, now… I do know you’re upset… however keep in mind, I additionally stated there was excellent news.
Affected person: Sure, I would like some excellent news… what’s it?
Dr: Effectively, you understand my nurse, Donna.
Affected person: (cheering up) Sure?
Dr: You understand, the one with the large melons?
Affected person: (extra excited) Sure, sure…
Dr: You understand the one which’s at all times flirting with you each time you are available for a checkup?
Affected person: (very excited) Sure, sure – what about her?
Dr: I lastly had lovemaking together with her final evening.