A doctor just finishes man check-up

A physician simply finishes his check-up with a person.

Dr: I’ve bought good new and unhealthy information. Which do you wish to hear first?

Affected person: I assume the unhealthy information.

Dr: Effectively, you solely have about three months to stay and there’s nothing else we will do. I’m sorry.

Affected person: (begins crying)

Dr: Now, now… I do know you’re upset… however keep in mind, I additionally stated there was excellent news.

Affected person: Sure, I would like some excellent news… what’s it?

Dr: Effectively, you understand my nurse, Donna.

Affected person: (cheering up) Sure?

Dr: You understand, the one with the large melons?

Affected person: (extra excited) Sure, sure…

Dr: You understand the one which’s at all times flirting with you each time you are available for a checkup?

Affected person: (very excited) Sure, sure – what about her?

Dr: I lastly had lovemaking together with her final evening.