A farmer and his spouse had been laying in mattress one night time, the farmer feeling just a little frisky, reaches over and provides his spouse’s melons just a little really feel and says,
“Mom, if this might give milk, we might do away with the cow.”
His hand then travels all the way down to her crotch, and he says,
“Mom, if this might give eggs, we might do away with the chickens.”
His spouse then reaches over and grabs his instrument.
“Father, if this might keep arduous, we might do away with your brother.”