Unhappy that she is rarely taken out to dinner, a lady texts her companion:
“Honey, can I ask you one thing?”
“Inform me every little thing” he instantly replies
“Why don’t you ever take me to some good place to get some satisfaction from us? For as soon as…”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t think about you had this need.
Anyway, placed on the very best costume you might have and I’ll take you to an costly place the place we’ll depart some huge cash!”
“Thanks sweetie. However…could I already know the place you’ll take me?”
“After all, on the fuel station!”