A man is sitting at a bar, throwing again glass after glass of scotch.
The bartender, a bit of nervous, asks him if he’s okay.
“No, I’m not,” the man replies.
“I simply caught my spouse in mattress with my greatest buddy.”
“Properly,” asks the bartender, “what did you say to your spouse?”
“Nothing. I’m not talking to that bitch anymore.”
“Properly, what did you say to your greatest buddy?”
“BAD DOG! BAD DOG!”