A honeymooning couple had bought a speaking parrot and brought it to their room,
the place a lot to the groom’s annoyance, the hen saved up a operating commentary on their love making.
Lastly the groom threw a big towel over the cage and threatened to present the parrot to the zoo if he didn’t stop it.
The following morning, packing to return residence, the couple couldn’t shut a big suitcase.
The groom stated, “Darling, you get on prime and I’ll attempt.”
That didn’t work.
Figuring they wanted extra weight on the lid, she stated, “Sweetheart, you get on prime and I’ll attempt.”
Nonetheless no success.
So, he stated, “Look. Let’s each get on prime.”
At that time the parrot pulled away the towel along with his beak and stated:
“Zoo or no zoo. I simply gotta see this.”