An Irishman’s been at a pub all evening ingesting.
The bartender lastly says that the bar is closed.
So he stands as much as go away and falls flat on his face.
He figures he’ll crawl exterior and get some recent air and perhaps that can sober him up.
As soon as exterior he stands up and falls flat on his face.
So he crawls dwelling and on the door stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls via the door and up the steps.
When he reaches his mattress he tries another time to face up.
This time he falls proper into mattress and is snoozing.
He awakens the subsequent morning to his spouse standing over him shouting at him.
“So, you’ve been out ingesting once more!!”
“How do you know?” he asks.
“The pub referred to as, you left your wheelchair there once more.”