A person hates his spouse’s cat with a ardour and decides to do away with it as soon as and for all.
He drives twenty blocks away from dwelling and drops the cat there.
The cat is already strolling up the driveway as the person approaches his home.
The subsequent day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, however the identical factor occurs.
He retains on rising the variety of blocks, however the cat retains on coming dwelling earlier than him.
Eventually he decides to drive a couple of miles away, flip proper, then left, previous the bridge, then proper once more, and one other proper and so forth till he reaches what he thinks is an ideal spot and drops the cat there.
Hours later, the person calls his spouse at dwelling and asks her, “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Sure, why do you ask?” solutions the spouse.
Annoyed, the person says, “Put that cat on the telephone. I’m misplaced and I would like instructions!”