A person returns residence a day early from a enterprise journey.
It’s after midnight. Whereas en route residence he asks the cabby if he can be a witness.
The person suspects his spouse is having an affair and he needs to catch her within the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving residence, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bed room.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket again and there may be his spouse in mattress with one other man!
The husband places a gun to the unclothed man’s head.
The spouse shouts, “Don’t do it! I lied once I instructed you I inherited cash. He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid on your season Panther tickets. He paid for our home on the lake. He paid for our nation membership membership, and He even pays the month-to-month dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He appears to be like over on the cabby and says, “What would you do?”
The cabby replies, “I’d cowl his bum with that blanket earlier than he catches chilly.”