A man returns home early from work

A person returns residence early from work one afternoon to search out his spouse unfold out on the mattress, puffing and panting.

“What are you doing?” the person inquires.

“Err,” she stammers again.

“I… um… I feel I’m having a coronary heart assault!”

“Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “fast, I’ll name an ambulance!”

He runs downstairs, picks up the cellphone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny seems, sobbing his little coronary heart out.

“What’s the matter, son?” asks the daddy.

“Uncle James is within the closet with no garments on, Daddy,” replies his tearful toddler.

Enraged, the person runs again upstairs, flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother there completely , simply as his son had stated.

“You , Jim,” screams the person.

“My spouse is over there having a coronary heart assault and also you’re operating round scaring Johnny!”