A person scolded his son for being so unruly and the kid rebelled in opposition to his father.
He obtained a few of his garments, his teddy bear and his piggy financial institution and proudly introduced, “I’m working away from dwelling!”
The daddy calmly determined to take a look at the matter logically.
“What if you happen to get hungry?” he requested.
“Then I’ll come dwelling and eat,” bravely declared the kid.
“And what if you happen to run out of cash?” inquired the daddy.
“I’ll come dwelling and get some,” readily replied the kid.
The person then made a last try, “What in case your garments get soiled?”
“Then I’ll come dwelling and let mommy wash them,” was the reply.
The person shook his head and exclaimed, “This child shouldn’t be working away from dwelling, he’s going off to school!”