A man was walking in the city

A person was strolling within the metropolis, when he was accosted by a very soiled and shabby-looking bum who requested him for a few {dollars} for dinner.

The person took out his pockets, extracted two {dollars} and requested, “If I gave you this cash, will you are taking it and purchase whiskey?”

“No, I finished consuming years in the past,” the bum stated.

“Will you utilize it to gamble?”

“I don’t gamble. I want all the things I can get simply to remain alive.”

“Will you spend the cash on greens charges at a golf course?”

“Are you NUTS! I haven’t performed golf in 20 years!”

The person stated, “Nicely, I’m not going to offer you two {dollars}.

As a substitute, I’m going to take you to my residence for a terrific dinner cooked by my spouse.”

The bum was astounded.

“Gained’t your spouse be livid with you for doing that? I do know I’m soiled, and I most likely odor fairly unhealthy.”

The person replied, “That’s OK. I simply need her to see what a person appears to be like like who’s given up consuming, playing, and golf.”