A person was strolling within the metropolis, when he was accosted by a very soiled and shabby-looking bum who requested him for a few {dollars} for dinner.
The person took out his pockets, extracted two {dollars} and requested, “If I gave you this cash, will you are taking it and purchase whiskey?”
“No, I finished consuming years in the past,” the bum stated.
“Will you utilize it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I want all the things I can get simply to remain alive.”
“Will you spend the cash on greens charges at a golf course?”
“Are you NUTS! I haven’t performed golf in 20 years!”
The person stated, “Nicely, I’m not going to offer you two {dollars}.
As a substitute, I’m going to take you to my residence for a terrific dinner cooked by my spouse.”
The bum was astounded.
“Gained’t your spouse be livid with you for doing that? I do know I’m soiled, and I most likely odor fairly unhealthy.”
The person replied, “That’s OK. I simply need her to see what a person appears to be like like who’s given up consuming, playing, and golf.”