A Newfie was using his Harley alongside the Trans Canada freeway…
… simply outdoors of Port aux Basque when all of the sudden the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord stated,
‘As a result of you’ve tried to be devoted to me in all methods, I’ll grant you one want.’
The Newfie pulled over and replied, ‘Construct a bridge to North Sydney so I can experience over anytime I need.’
The Lord stated, ‘Your request is materialistic. Consider the large challenges for that type of enterprise: the helps required reaching the underside of the ocean and the concrete and metal it could take! It’ll practically exhaust a number of pure assets. I can do it, however it’s onerous for me to justify your want for worldly issues. Take slightly extra time and consider one thing that would presumably assist mankind.’
The Newfie considered it for a very long time.
Lastly, he stated, ‘Lord, I want that I and all males might perceive ladies. I need to know the way she feels inside, what she’s considering when she provides me the silent therapy, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s incorrect, and the way I could make a girl really glad.’
The Lord replied, ‘You need two lanes, or 4 on that bridge?’