A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see one another undressed for the primary time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted toes.
He explains, “I had tolio as a toddler.”
The spouse asks if he means polio.
He says, “No, it solely impacts the toes.”
He removes his pants and divulges deformed knees.
He admits, “I had kneesles, too.”
Lastly, he pulls off his boxers.
In shock, the lady gasps, “Oh no small cox, too!”