A policeman sees a bit lady using her bike He says, “Did Santa get you that?”
“Sure,” replies the little lady.
“Properly,” says the policeman, “inform Santa to place a reflector mild on it subsequent yr,” and fines her $5.
The lady appears up on the policeman and says, “Good horse you’ve obtained there, did Santa convey you that?”
The policeman chuckles and replies, “He certain did!”
“Properly,” says the little lady, “subsequent yr, inform Santa the ass goes on the again of the horse and never on high of it.”