A younger boy enters a barber store and the barber whispers to his buyer, “That is the child on this planet. Watch whereas I show it to you.”
The barber places a greenback invoice in a single hand and two quarters within the different, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which would you like, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I let you know?” stated the barber.
“That child by no means learns!”
Later, when the shopper leaves, he sees the identical younger boy popping out of the ice cream retailer.
“Hey, son! Could I ask you a query? Why did you’re taking the quarters as an alternative of the greenback invoice?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,”As a result of the day I take the greenback, the sport is over!”