A young woman said to her doctor






A younger lady stated to her physician, ‘You must assist me, I harm throughout.’

‘What do you imply?’ stated the physician.

The lady touched her proper knee together with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’

Then she touched her left cheek and once more yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’

Then she touched her proper earlobe.

‘Ow, even THAT hurts.’

The physician requested the girl, ‘Are you a pure blonde?’

‘Why sure,’ she stated.

‘I believed so,’ stated the physician. ‘You’ve got a sprained finger.’