An aged couple buys a small home in a small village within the South of France to spend their remaining years.
After a number of months the husband meets the mayor of the village who asks him:
“How are you? I hope you aren’t too bored.
How do you spend your days?”
The outdated man replies:
“At 7 get up: sexual exercise. Breakfast, se**** re-activity, bathe. We go to the market, at 11 return,
se**** exercise, preparation of lunch. Aperitif, meal, se*** exercise at dessert. At three quick stroll with Mrs. At 6 return:
se**** exercise so as to not lose the behavior. At 7 mild dinner, a soup, a chunk of cheese and a bit of se*** exercise.
At about 8:30 re-sexual exercise whereas we wash the dishes .
The amazed mayor asks:
“However how outdated are you?”
“Me 84 and Margherita 78”. The gentleman replies
“However congratulations!” says the mayor “However, precisely, what do you imply by ‘se***l exercise’?”
“It’s pissing me off!”