Cowboy Joke: He doesn’t want to do what he did in Texas

A cowboy rode into city and stopped at a saloon for a drink.


Sadly, the locals at all times had a behavior of choosing on strangers, which he was.


When he completed his drink, he discovered his horse had been stolen.


He went again into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head with out even wanting and fired a shot into the ceiling.


“Which one in all you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with stunning forcefulness.


Nobody answered.


“Alright, I’m gonna have one other beer, and if my horse ain’t again exterior by the point I end, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t prefer to should do what I dun in Texas!”


A number of the locals shifted restlessly.


The person, true to his phrase, had one other beer, walked exterior, and his horse has been returned to the submit.


He saddled up and began to trip out of city.


The bartender wandered out of the bar and requested, “Say accomplice, earlier than you go… what occurred in Texas?”


The cowboy turned again and stated,…


“I needed to stroll dwelling.”

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