Dirty Bar Joke: This woman offers him a “threesome” that he simply couldn’t refuse





I met an older girl at a bar final evening.

She appeared fairly good for a girl who should have been in her 60s. In actual fact, she wasn’t unhealthy in any respect!

I discovered myself considering that she most likely had a scorching daughter.

We drank a few beers after which she requested me if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Double?”

“What’s that?”, I requested.

“It’s a mom and daughter threesome”, she replied.

As my thoughts started to embrace the concept, and I questioned what her daughter may appear to be, I stated, “No, I haven’t”.

We drank a bit extra and he or she stated with a wink, “Tonight’s going to be your fortunate evening!”.

We went again to her place. I used to be nervous with anticipation of the implausible evening forward, and an expertise to at all times keep in mind.

We walked in, she turned on the corridor mild and shouted upstairs,…

“Mother, you continue to awake?”
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