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A teenage boy goes to church to admit his sins.
“Forgive me Father, for I’ve sinned. I’ve been with a unfastened woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you simply, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”
‘Sure, Father, it’s.”
“And who was the woman you have been with?”
“I can’t inform you, Father. I don’t wish to damage her popularity.”
“Properly, Tommy, I’m certain to seek out out her identify ultimately, so chances are you’ll as properly inform me now. Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?”
“I can not say.”
“Was it Lisa O’Shanter?”
“I’ll by no means inform.”
“Was it Cathy O’Dell?”
“I’m sorry, however I can not identify her.”
“Was it Fiona Mallory?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Brenda O’Malley, then?”
“Please, Father, I can not inform you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight-lipped, and I love that. However you’ve sinned, and you need to atone. You may not be an altar boy till four months have handed. Now you go and behave your self.”
“Sure, Father.”
Tommy walks again to his pew, and his good friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
Tommy grins,
“4 months trip and 5 good leads!”
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