Dirty Joke: M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven





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M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven.

When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, she will get anxious and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the cellphone and says, “Virgin Mary talking.”

M asks her if Bond has reached there but.

She replies that he hasn’t.

M waits one other few hours and calls heaven again once more.

“Virgin Mary talking,” comes the response.

“Is James there but?” asks M.

Once more the reply is not any.

M is actually anxious by this time, however she waits for just a few extra hours after which calls heaven again once more.

And he or she hears the response,

“Howdy, Mary talking!”
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