Donna arrived home from work early

Donna arrived dwelling from work early someday and located her husband, Glen, in mattress with one other lady.

“That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming again!”

“Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you no less than let me clarify?”

“Superb, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied.

“Nicely, I used to be driving dwelling once I noticed this poor younger girl sitting together with the highway, barefoot, torn garments, lined in mud and sobbing,” defined Glen.

“I instantly took pity on her and requested if she wish to get cleaned up.

She bought into the automobile and I introduced her dwelling.

After she took a bathe, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn’t fit your needs anymore, the gown that I purchased you final 12 months that you simply by no means wore, the pair of sneakers to procure however by no means used and even gave her among the turkey you had within the fridge however didn’t serve to me.”

“Then,” Glen continued, “I confirmed her to the door and she or he thanked me. As she was strolling down the step, she circled and requested me, ‘Is there anything your spouse doesn’t use anymore?’”