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A farmer was sitting within the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
A person got here in and requested the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting right here on this lovely day, getting drunk?”
The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some stuff you simply can’t clarify.”
“So what occurred that’s so horrible?” the person requested as he sat down subsequent to the farmer.
“Properly,” the farmer stated, “At present I used to be sitting by my cow, milking her. Simply as I acquired the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”
“Okay,” stated the person, “However that’s not so dangerous.”
“Some stuff you simply can’t clarify,” the farmer replied.
“So what occurred then?” the person requested.
The farmer stated, “I took her left leg and tied it to the publish on the left.”
“After which?”
“Properly, I sat again down and continued to take advantage of her.”
“Simply as I acquired the bucket full, she took her proper leg and kicked over the bucket.”
The person laughed and stated, “Once more?”
The farmer replied, “Some stuff you simply can’t clarify.”
“So, what did you do then?” the person requested.
“I took her proper leg this time and tied it to the publish on the appropriate.”
“After which?”
“Properly, I sat again down and commenced milking her once more.”
“Simply as I acquired the bucket full, the silly cow knocked over the bucket together with her tail.”
“Hmmm,” the person stated and nodded his head.
“Some stuff you simply can’t clarify,” the farmer stated.
“So, what did you do?” the person requested.
“Properly,” the farmer stated, “I didn’t have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.”
“In that second, my pants fell down and my spouse walked in…”
“Some stuff you simply can’t clarify.”
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