At some point, a drunk man decides to go ice fishing.
He will get out onto the ice and begins making a gap along with his ice augur.
Abruptly he hears a booming voice say, “There’s no fish there!”
He seems round startled however doesn’t see anybody.
He packs up and staggers to a different spot and begins engaged on a brand new gap.
Once more he hears the booming voice, “There’s no fish there!”
He strikes once more and begins making a brand new gap and hears the voice once more.
“There’s no fish there!” it booms.
He seems up nervously.
“God? Is that… you?” he asks.
“No, it’s the Ice Rink supervisor. Now get out you drunk idiot!”