A person went to the physician…
He stated, “Doc, you gotta test my leg. One thing’s flawed. Simply put your ear as much as my thigh, you’ll hear it!”
The physician cautiously positioned his ear to the person’s thigh solely to listen to, “Gimme 20 bucks, I actually need 20 bucks.”
“I’ve by no means seen or heard something like this earlier than, how lengthy has this been occurring?” The physician requested.
“That’s nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”
The physician put his ear to the person’s knee and heard it say, “Man, I actually need 10 bucks, simply lend me 10 bucks!!”
“Sir, I actually don’t know what to let you know. I’ve by no means seen something like this.” The physician was dumbfounded.
“Wait Doc, that’s not it. There’s extra, simply put your ear as much as my ankle,” the person urged him.
The physician did as the person stated and was blown away to listen to his ankle plead, “Please, I simply want 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks please if you happen to can.”
“I don’t know what to let you know,” the physician stated. “There’s nothing about it in my books,” he stated as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.
“I could make a properly educated guess although. Based mostly on life and all my earlier expertise I can let you know that,…”
“Your leg seems to be broke in three locations.”
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