Funny Joke: A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof


A person in Alberta wakes up one morning to discover a bear on his roof.

So he seems to be within the telephone book and certain sufficient, there’s an advert for “Alberta Bear Removers.”

He calls the quantity and the person says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives and will get out of his van.

He’s obtained a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a imply closely scarred previous pit bull.

“What are you going to do?” the house owner asks.

“I’m going to place this ladder up in opposition to the roof, then I’m going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.”

“When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is educated to seize his testicles and never let go. The bear will then be subdued sufficient for me to place him within the cage behind the van.”

He then palms the shotgun to the house owner.

“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the house owner.

“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the canine.”