From: https://jokesoftheday.com
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A girl was strolling alongside the seaside when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo and behold – a genie appeared.
The amazed lady quickly got here again to her senses and requested if she would get three needs.
The genie stated, “Nope… attributable to inflation, fixed downsizing and fierce world competitors, I can solely grant you one want.”
“So, what’ll or not it’s?”
The girl didn’t hesitate.
She took out a map and stated, “I would like peace within the Center East.”
“See this map? I would like these nations to cease combating one another.”
The genie appeared on the map and exclaimed,
“Gadzooks, woman! These folks have been at conflict with one another for 1000’s of years! I’m good however not THAT good!”
“It may well’t be executed. Make one other want.”
The girl thought for a minute and stated,
“Nicely, I’ve by no means been capable of finding the precise man.”
“, one which’s thoughtful and enjoyable, likes to cook dinner and helps with the home cleansing”
“Is nice in mattress and will get together with my household, doesn’t watch sports activities on a regular basis, and is devoted.”
“That’s what I want for — mate.”
The genie let loose an extended sigh, shook his head and stated,
“Let me see that map once more!”
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