Lawyer: Physician, earlier than you carried out the post-mortem, did you examine for pulse?
Physician: No.
Lawyer: Did you examine for blood strain?
Physician: No.
Lawyer: Did you examine for respiratory?
Physician: No.
Lawyer: So, then it’s potential that the affected person was alive whenever you started the post-mortem?
Physician: No.
Lawyer: How will you be so positive, Physician?
Physician: As a result of his mind was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: However might the affected person have nonetheless been alive nonetheless?
Physician: Sure, it’s potential that he might have been alive and practising regulation someplace.