A British man was stopped by a French gendarme and requested to present a breathalyser take a look at.
It occurred close to Le Bugue within the Dordogne and on the time he was stopped he was as drunk as a skunk.
The gendarme indicators to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been consuming, and with a slurring speech the Brit replies, “Sure, this morning I used to be at my (hic)…daughter’s wedding ceremony, and as I don’t like church a lot I went to the café reverse and had a number of beers.”
“Then, throughout the wedding ceremony banquet, I appear to recollect downing three nice bottles of wine; (hic)… a Corbières, a Minervois and (hic)… a Faugères.”
“Then, to complete off throughout the celebrations…. and (hic) throughout the night… me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker’s Black Label.”
Getting impatient the gendarme warns him, “Do you perceive I’m a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol take a look at?”
The Brit, with a smile on his face, replies, “Do you perceive that I’m British, like my automobile, which is a right-hand-drive, and that my spouse is definitely sitting within the different seat, which is the one behind the steering wheel?”